REVIEW: The Transporter Refueled (2015)
Before watching this I had read from at least one source that the movie was extraordinarily sexist. I sat there baffled, wondering what the world was coming to and how anyone could have possibly found...
View ArticleREVIEW: 12 Rounds 3: Lockdown (2015)
WWE continues to release movies that are oddly in contrast with their central pro wrestling programming. One is a noxious weekly brew of corporate political correctness and the other a streak of...
View ArticleREVIEW: Pay The Ghost (2015)
Nicolas Cage is master of the puzzled expression. Whether this comes extra naturally to him or not, I cannot say. But in this movie, Cage runs around a lot (a lot) looking perplexed yet intrigued,...
View ArticleREVIEW: Tremors 5: Bloodline (2015)
I don’t really recall anything beyond Tremors apart from not making it through a sequel featuring Fred Ward. It may have been the second, but who knows. Obviously there were three other sequels...
View ArticleREVIEW: 4GOT10 (2015)
I really wonder why people like Dolph Lundgren and Danny Trejo involve themselves with schlock like this. I heard a few years back that Dolph Lundgren was going through a messy divorce and that that...
View ArticleREVIEW: Red Dawn (2012)
Red Dawn is a tale about a bunch of metrosexuals, cheerleaders and supermodels resisting the combined forces of Russia and North Korea. Or generally speaking, just North Korea. Originally, it was...
View ArticleREVIEW: Countdown (2016)
Here’s a 90 minute quicksand pit of bush league boredom. And if you want my advice you should ignore this movie, even those of you out there who still regularly watch WWE. WWE Studios regularly...
View ArticleREVIEW: The Walking Dead Season Six Sucked
I wondered several times while watching season six of The Walking Dead how much longer it would go on. Not ‘is there going to be a season seven’, but rather to me, it’s clear that its days are...
View ArticleREVIEW: I Am Wrath (2016)
I wonder if John Travolta watched the movie ‘John Wick’ then, perhaps before he’d even finished watching it, called up his agent and said; “We gotta make a movie like this, can you get me a movie like...
View ArticleREVIEW: Code Of Honor (2016)
After the horrific Sniper: Special Ops, the recent Steven Seagal movie that marked possibly a new low in his career, we jump back up slightly to normal Seagalism. This is like one of his older DTVs...
View ArticleREVIEW: Sniper: Ghost Shooter (2016)
Well I guess we can finally answer the burning question that all of us had earlier this year, was Steven Seagal’s Sniper: Special Forces a part of the ‘Sniper’ series? Apparently not, because here is...
View ArticleREVIEW: Hard Target 2 (2016) Blu-Ray
I kind of had quiet hopes for this film. If nothing else it had Scott Adkins and Robert Knepper, I knew they’d go to town regardless of what was going on. As opposed to, say, Jean Claude Van Damme...
View ArticleREVIEW: Dog Eat Dog (2016)
Run Time: 95 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Poor man’s early Tarantino/Guy Ritchie movie, awkward mess Don’t bother. You might know things are bad in a VODmit movie when Nicolas Cage shows up and can’t...
View ArticleREVIEW: Get Out (2017)
There is one film that has caused somewhat of a sensation in the United States of America ever since it premiered in the last Sundance Film Festival. The movie got a 100% on Rotten Tomatoes & for...
View ArticleREVIEW: The Fate Of The Furious (2017) Sucks
With each new Furious movie, Vin Diesel’s CGI car flies four miles higher through the CGI sky. And each time I become increasingly bored, agitated even. Walter Hill said once, during promotion of...
View ArticleREVIEW: Dunkirk 4K UHD Blu-Ray
Run Time: 106 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: Nolan’s best movie since Insomnia, stunning 4K immersion Dunkirk breaks new ground in atmosphere and realism for a WW2 movie. There’s a sober, hungover...
View ArticleReview: “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” (2017)
When we are young we have a sense of hopefulness and wonder that unfortunately seems to slowly, gradually disappear as we age. One of the genres of Film, TV and Literature that best captures our...
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View ArticleREVIEW: Black Water (2018)
Run Time: 100 Mins Rated: R What to expect: A poor man’s Under Siege, lousy production values Here is a fool writing this review, because I watched the trailer for this movie a long time ago and was...
View ArticleREVIEW: Backtrace (2018)
Run Time: 87 mins Rated: R What To Expect: Stallone cashes in with agonizing VODmit This isn’t going to be a very long review because, well, what the hell can you say about an 87 minute slog of...
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